The Northern Aggression Podcast

Season 2 is coming soon

Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at northernaggressionpod@gmail.com. They're hunkered down and prepared for your hate mail, rants, and unsolicited thoughts.
In true Marshall fashion, he gives a teaser by explaining what Hexapus means... even though no one asked, and we still don’t know why it matters. Buckle up. Season 2 is almost here.

Bonus Episode: Sorry, Shasta

In this behind-the-scenes bonus, Marshall and Gunter reveal how the podcast was almost named “Sorry Shasta.” It all started with a test episode, a passionate Planned Parenthood rant from Marshall, and an innocent question from Shasta’s daughter that no one was prepared to answer. Oops. Tune in for the origin story that could’ve changed everything—and probably traumatized a child in the process.

BONUS EPISODE!!!

It’s a bonus episode, because we love you (and because Season 2 is almost here). Marshall and Gunter attempt to tell the story of how the podcast got its name… but staying on topic is not their strength. Expect tangents, laughter, and the kind of chaos that somehow makes everything come together. Hopefully this tides you over until Season 2 kicks off—soon-ish!

Trailer for Season 2

The Northern Aggression Podcast is back, and somehow, we’ve gotten even more unhinged. Marshall’s rants are hotter than Sherman’s march, Gunter still can’t stop him, and no topic is safe. Season 2 kicks off with perfume ads, Chili’s waitresses, and a full-on identity crisis about pronouns—oh, and it’s dedicated to Jimmy Carter. Buckle up, because we’re just getting started.
 
Season 2 will return June 5, 2025.

Thank You for Joining Us for Season 1

Somehow, we made it through Season 1—unfiltered, unhinged, and mostly un-canceled. Thanks to everyone who listened, laughed, cringed, and questioned their life choices along the way. We’re grateful (in our own weird way), and we’re just getting started. Season 2 is coming… and it won’t be any safer.

Give Me Something To Believe In

Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth soccer league—so if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. He roasts Gunter for flying to Chicago while he drives like a real man and reminds everyone they’ll shamelessly accept sponsorships from literally anyone. Oh, and somewhere in the madness, Marshall decides to drop a history lesson—whether you wanted one or not. Buckle up.

A Special Episode

Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of sexual abuse in their own offbeat way, while Marshall shares a hilarious (and maybe telling) story from 7th grade that might prove he's autistic. Plus, wild tales of a high school choir director that you won’t believe. Serious, awkward, and somehow still funny—because it’s them."

Still Stuck: Fashion, Swifties, and Salad Bar Lyrics

Still stranded in Detroit airport, Marshall and Gunter keep the people-watching alive. Marshall questions women’s fashion, swears he won’t be offensive (lies), and roasts Taylor Swift and Kelly Clarkson — including his belief that the lyrics are ‘I never stray too far from the salad bar.’ Meanwhile, we finally confirm Gunter doesn’t actually listen to him — and can you blame her?

TSA - Why is this taking so long?

Marshall and Gunter are trapped in Detroit airport for 8 hours and making the most of it. From Marshall’s security adventure to world-class people watching, nothing goes unnoticed. They hype Max & Erma’s chicken tortilla soup, rave about the only tech Marshall respects (thanks, Iceland), and recount the passenger meltdown on their flight home. Airport chaos at its finest.

Sheep, Tourists, and Icelandic Shenanigans

Marshall and Gunter take their chaos international — straight to Iceland. Gunter's unexpectedly furious at the sheep, while Marshall can't get over the questionable tourist fashion. Of course, Marshall takes a jab at Gunter for ignoring the scenery. New country, same nonsense.