Bonus Episode: Curly Fries Make You Happy

Gunter and Marshall are not on the same page today. Gunter boldly claims Marshall is profoundly unhappy. Marshall disagrees—he just thinks the world would be a better place if he could sell curly fries and bring people joy. Gunter is not convinced that curly fries alone can fix things.

From there, the conversation spirals into luxury purses, lip filler, and cheek implants—because obviously that’s the next logical step. Marshall introduces the Red Bull pricing philosophy as part of his worldview, while Gunter tries (unsuccessfully) to connect the dots.

They also reflect on how Marshall’s mom must have parented him, which leads to a reminder that in 1981, spanking was considered acceptable—and yes, Marshall confirms he got spanked. “The love,” as he puts it.

It’s fries, feelings, and flawed logic—another perfectly misaligned episode.