The Northern Aggression Podcast

Boob Job Fell Flat

Marshall’s in rare form—singing, dancing, and questioning whether Britney Spears got a boob job in 1997 (he has thoughts). He breaks down his signature dance moves, attempts to explain a Paula Abdul routine, and humbly brags about impressing a stranger with his Macarena. Gunter keeps referencing songs he’s never heard of, and he’s still spiraling about the Nerd Bowl—this time, furious about the absurdity of some questions. Marshall claims he’s just a “simple man,” but the wild rants and bizarre facts say otherwise. Gunter calls him out, of course. They round things out with a nostalgic, slightly painful dive into 90s bullying. Buckle up—it’s a fever dream of pop culture, trauma, and terrible choreography.

Hearing Aids Prevent Porn

Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a porn star. Speaking of, why does Marshall know so much about the Porn Star Oscars? Be warned—if you sit next to him on a plane, he will analyze your boarding pass. He also roasts Gunter (again) for never grocery shopping or doing laundry, but at least their favorite Chili’s waitress gets another shoutout. Oh, and remember that time Marshall screamed at a minor league baseball game? Yeah, that’s back too. Of course, no episode is complete without Marshall ranting about Apple, Steve Jobs, and pointless smartphone features. Naturally, we wrap things up with a plane crash. Because, why not?

How Do You Advertise Perfume?

Marshall compares his rants to Sherman’s fiery destruction of Georgia—so, you know, subtle as always. He and Gunter reflect on their favorite Chili’s waitress, question if there are other people like them out there (God help us all), and reminisce about almost getting too close to UGA’s sacred football ground. Marshall debates trolling tourists in Savannah, loses his mind over perfume commercials, realizes he’d be terrible in advertising, and throws in some blonde jokes for good measure. Oh, and there’s a full-blown crisis about pronoun usage. This one’s dedicated to the memory of Jimmy Carter—whether he’d approve or not.

Season 2 is coming soon

Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at northernaggressionpod@gmail.com. They're hunkered down and prepared for your hate mail, rants, and unsolicited thoughts.
In true Marshall fashion, he gives a teaser by explaining what Hexapus means... even though no one asked, and we still don’t know why it matters. Buckle up. Season 2 is almost here.

Bonus Episode: Sorry, Shasta

In this behind-the-scenes bonus, Marshall and Gunter reveal how the podcast was almost named “Sorry Shasta.” It all started with a test episode, a passionate Planned Parenthood rant from Marshall, and an innocent question from Shasta’s daughter that no one was prepared to answer. Oops. Tune in for the origin story that could’ve changed everything—and probably traumatized a child in the process.

BONUS EPISODE!!!

It’s a bonus episode, because we love you (and because Season 2 is almost here). Marshall and Gunter attempt to tell the story of how the podcast got its name… but staying on topic is not their strength. Expect tangents, laughter, and the kind of chaos that somehow makes everything come together. Hopefully this tides you over until Season 2 kicks off—soon-ish!

Trailer for Season 2

The Northern Aggression Podcast is back, and somehow, we’ve gotten even more unhinged. Marshall’s rants are hotter than Sherman’s march, Gunter still can’t stop him, and no topic is safe. Season 2 kicks off with perfume ads, Chili’s waitresses, and a full-on identity crisis about pronouns—oh, and it’s dedicated to Jimmy Carter. Buckle up, because we’re just getting started.
 
Season 2 will return June 5, 2025.

Thank You for Joining Us for Season 1

Somehow, we made it through Season 1—unfiltered, unhinged, and mostly un-canceled. Thanks to everyone who listened, laughed, cringed, and questioned their life choices along the way. We’re grateful (in our own weird way), and we’re just getting started. Season 2 is coming… and it won’t be any safer.

Give Me Something To Believe In

Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth soccer league—so if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. He roasts Gunter for flying to Chicago while he drives like a real man and reminds everyone they’ll shamelessly accept sponsorships from literally anyone. Oh, and somewhere in the madness, Marshall decides to drop a history lesson—whether you wanted one or not. Buckle up.

A Special Episode

Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of sexual abuse in their own offbeat way, while Marshall shares a hilarious (and maybe telling) story from 7th grade that might prove he's autistic. Plus, wild tales of a high school choir director that you won’t believe. Serious, awkward, and somehow still funny—because it’s them."